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The Big Bang Theory，有人翻译成生活大爆炸，有人翻译成天才也性感，有人翻译成天才理论传，还有人翻译成特别变态科学家，咳咳，我在这里统一一下，就叫比格斑最好了。

比格斑的主题曲History of Everything那是相当的澎湃，相当的Geek，相当的萌，今天来一个无删节不高清版本。

好了，再来给一个mp3的下载 | The Big Bang Theory Theme |box.net|Dropbox

当然，你把这首歌作为手机铃声也是一个不错的选择| Tune The Big Bang Theory |box.net|Dropbox

而且，你还可以学着唱唱

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
我们整个宇宙曾经处于炽热致密的状态，
然后大约140亿年钱开始膨胀。等一下…
地球开始冷却，
自养生物开始流淌，
尼安德特人发明了工具，
我们建起了长城（我们建起了金字塔），
数学，科学，历史，解开奥秘，
那都是从大爆炸开始！

“Since the dawn of man” is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
“自从人类诞生”其实没那么久，
因为每个星系形成的时间比唱这首歌的时间还要短。
不到一秒钟所有元素就产生了，
两足动物开始直立行走，
恐龙们碰上了坏运气，
它们准备逃跑但是太晚了，
它们都死了（它们把屁股都冻住了）。
海洋和泛古陆，你知道啵
都是从大爆炸开始的！

It’s expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang!
它在向外膨胀但是总有一天
它会使星球朝着反方向移动，
向内坍塌，我们已经不在了，不会感觉痛
这是最好不过的景象，它会造成更大的爆炸！

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
南猿肯定很讨厌我们
在他们捕捉野鹿时争辩不休（而我们捕捉病毒）
宗教或天文，微软百科全书，圣经里的申命记
全都是从大爆炸开始！
音乐和神话，爱因斯坦和占星术
全都是从大爆炸开始！